Uncle Sam, Ares, Mars, Kali, Apis, Odin. There are a million names, but all of them suggest that War is indeed a Public Figure. War has gotten so big it demands its own presence. It's "inevitable," it's "natural," it's War! War even has its own kamikaze game show - it cameos on the News almost every night. I mean, War is a success, to say the least. It's been championed by our species since the beginning of ignorance, I mean time. It's wild. It's crazy, and for some reason, it seems like it's always been there. Here. Everywhere.