The Roaming Evolver

I've been thinking about doing this for a while now so I might as well start now. Some of you may have followed my back story here on Evolver because from roughly September of 2010 to April of 2011 I was going through the last stages of a very dark time in my life. A failed relationship left me with no place to live in the summer of 09' which is a horror story in itself, but it's for another time. So in July of 09' I moved in with a female co worker because I really had no options. This girl knew I smoked pot before we lived together. Yet 3 months into living with her she broke into my room while I was at work, took the roughly 2 grams of pot I had as well as a bottle of anti anxiety pills (lorazapam aka Ativan) that I wasn't actually even taking. They were given to me by a friend who knew I was going through a rough time and thought they might help. I took a couple once but it made me tired more than anything, which was not the desired effect. Anyway, this girl takes the pot and the pills and hand delivers them to the po-motha-fuckin-lice.

At this point you should consider what her motivations for this are. One, I was pretty depressed at the time and was pretty anti social and just chilled in my room mostly avoiding ever encountering her. When we did speak our encounters where friendly and respectful, admittedly it was just strange for me to live with a new female after living with my ex for the past 2 years. Another story. Anyway, I was nice to her, we seemed fine, I was a bit blind sided by the whole thing. The quick of it goes like; I talk to a cop, he tells me that if any charges are pressed against me I'll know within 30 days. I leave town, because I was evicted from that apt. Get laid off 2 jobs, forced to move home with mom. While home alcoholic mom attacks me and calls police on me, and apparently I've had a warrant for my arrest for over a year that I knew nothing about. The cops come to my home and arrest for felony possession of analogs (anti anxiety pills) The event happened 12/02/09 and I was arrested on 01/03/10.... Taken from my home in thin pajama pants and slippers with no socks on and a thin hoody. I was taken at 12pm by 8pm they had driven me 3 hours across the state back to the town this all happened in. Kept me in jail for 2 days, and not given a phone call until I was released into a blizzard in a town I hadn't been back to in a year with no phone or wallet. IN A BLIZZARD (recall what I'm wearing). There was only one phone number I could remember that lived in that town and by the grace of something he picked up on the last ring of the last call I was able to make and came and got me. I still had to stand outside and wait for him in a blizzard for 2 hours...

So that's the quick, but definitely not all, of my crappy past couple years. Since then I moved back to the town it all started, took care of the legal side of that bullshit and am at a much better point in my life. I've actually got offered a job touring with Disney on Ice doing concession sales recently (which I accepted). So starting Sept. 4th I'll be traveling to a new city about every week. Staying in 5 star hotels the whole time and hopefully meeting some awesome people where ever I go.

In closing of this first of hopefully many to come blogs, I want to kind of take you guys along with me for the ride. I imagine it'll be a crazy experience and I'd like to document it and share it with you all. As you might be able to tell my writing style is all off the top of my head, no patience for rereading, it inhibits me too much anyway. Hopefully you guys enjoy it.