Dr. John C. Lilly's Earth Coincidence Control Office (E.C.C.O.)

I first read about this in Robert Anton Wilson's "Cosmic Trigger" many, many moons ago. Now, thanks to this fad called the World Wide Internet, I actually get to read it for the first time. Hope you like it, too. It's very short, but here's an excerpt:
3) You must exert your best capabilities for your susrvival programs and your own development as an advancing/advanced member of ECCO's earthside corps of controlled coincidence workers. You are expected to use your best intelligence in this service
4) You are expected to expect the unexpected every minute, every hour of every day and of every night.
5) You must be able to maintain conscious/thinking/ reasoning no matter what events we arrange to happen to you. Some of these events will seem catachlysmic/catastrophic/overwhelming: remember stay aware, no matter what happens/apparently happens to you.

Here's the link: http://www.johnclilly.com/

If you're not familiar with Dr. Lilly, he's the dude who invented the sensory deprivation tank, tried to communicate with dolphins, and was a consultant on the movie "Altered States."