"Doctor" Jack D. Shelton is a writer, musician and psychopharmacological enthusiast from Westport, Connecticut. Born in London, England during the late 1980s (an era of IRA terrorism which he narrowly escaped on two forgettable occasions) he moved to Connecticut in 1993. He has gotten himself in trouble for an assortment of embarrassing things throughout his life, some of which are featured in his new memoirs, a gripping think-peice that will most-likely never be completed. He is trying to write several different works at the moment, but is too busy procrastinating by putting off school work to wallow in a mixture of sorrow and discontent with his own poor life-style choices that led to his akward teenage years at a private school with roughly 15 kids and people breathing down his neck telling him that what he believes is wrong or just plain crazy. He was in love with a woman from Sankt Peterburg, Russia whom he broke up with at the beginning of the summer of 2007. In the summer of 2006 he was pulled off a cruise ship in Alaska and diagnosed with Type One Diabetes Mellitus. Over the Summer of 2007 he plans to go on many mind adventures, record new material and start several new books. He is moving to Tiburon, California after the summer of 2007. Perhaps he will attend college there. Perhaps he will "go on hiatus" to write several different books that won't get finished. Perhaps he will just die. ...but first he will have to acheive the reception of his own Wikipedia page... then he will be able to live on forever as an icon and an idea, or at least a couple of "1"s and "0"s in some harddrive somewhere on this wondrous dying planet.