The Walls Are Caving In > The Conspiracy to Elect George W. Bush

(Originally posted at Intelligent Reconstruction)

Don't worry Americans, you're not that stupid. You are clearly very stupid but you are not that stupid, you never elected George W. Bush.

FOX News... The media... I believe I may have already made my point on this particular incident.

How come nobody shot him? Couldn't even get any attention calling for impeachment... He just illegally took over the country. He just illegally took over the fucking country and nobody can get a fucking word in calling for impeachment. They're making their corruption very blatant.

And then it was so obvious that he was out of there I mean just look at this this is ridiculous. We should have had him. We would have had him. If we had Howard Dean we would have had him. Or John Edwards. But we had John Kerry, which then dropped support for the Democrats enough so they could fix the vote. Yeah we needed Dean. Dean would have been the most likely person to get elected given the candidates. I love Howard Dean. He's charming.

The man gets a little passionate, it's brilliant, but then the media gets a hold of it and everybody is all like "Yeah... Yeah you really shouldn't yell. Yelling is rude and obnoxious." Yeah we can't have this angry lunatic he's clearly going to take us somewhere exciting. You know who we should probably go with is this droning, dull witted, charmless Easter Island head without much of anything really all that interesting going for him at all. One of the least likely candidates to get us elected. Who we need is John Kerry. No we can't have Dean running the party... He's clearly going to take back the White House!! YEAH!!! We can't have somebody with such passion in such a position of authority... Passion is dangerous. We should lambaste the hell out of him in the media because he's clearly some sort of angry nut job who therefore can't see straight. Never mind what he said the man is clearly very crazy I mean he was yelling like a lunatic. But in actuality it's a good thing Dean never made it. If Dean became the president of the United States, then, well, obviously we wouldn't have Obama. And we can not have that. The New World Order knows what they're doing...

Yeah how did Kerry even get in there? Fraud! The New World Order put him there because obviously they needed Bush and they thought the concept of John Kerry running for the president of the United States and losing to George fucking Bush was hilarious. They clearly have a good sense of humour I mean look at FOX News.