Will I still be able to go clubbing after 2012?
posted by MapMaker Mike | July 17, 2010
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IcerocketSo like everyone I know is talking about this mayan calendar thing and how the whole world is gonna collapse or something on 2012. At first I didn't believe it, but then after doing some research on the internet, like, OMG!!
The way I figure it, if society is doomed to collapse, then all me and my friends gotta do is hold out until the shit has come off the fan. But then my friend Kenny was like, "Stupid, the apocalypse is forever, man!"
That really got me thinking. Will there even be food during the apocalypse or will everyone have to grow their own food, and how the hell do you even GROW cereal?
So I started writing down everything that came into my head, ideas and preparations for the time to come....let me know if i missed anything.
revelations:-
-It will be harder to find friends on facebook after 2012
-There could be massive unemployment because everyone is trying to grow cereal and they won't have enough time to go to work because they will be too tired from all their sustainable living.
-cars will be replaced with horses.
-it will be harder and more expensive for the average person to rent barns for their horses.
-In the case of total economic collapse, there could be strikes. NFL and MLB teams refusing to play could lead to major suicides in Chicago.
-people who are not ready to enter into the 4th dimension may very well get trapped in the 2nd dimension.
-pole reversal could put a permanent end to American Idol.
-California will be totally fucked.
-So will Paris Hilton.
-Solar flares will wipe out the power grid, which will wipe out the internet, which will make everyone stupid again.
-Stupid people get angry fast.
-Statistics say that dumb people have way more babies than not so dumb people.
-Population explosion!
-Too many people + no electrical grid=boredom=more sex=more people
-Population explosion times 10 million
-scientists won't know what to do with all the new people and they will give up being scientists.
-life will become more confusing because scientists won't be around to tell us how the world works.
-Jihad.
-When Jesus comes back, he's probably gonna be pretty disappointed in a lot of people.
-Life goes on.
Comments
The future is an illusion
— Jul 18, 2010
The future is an illusion that only exists in your mind.
"Seek not abroad, turn back into thyself, for in the inner man dwells the truth..."
Funny, Funny
— Jul 18, 2010
Funny stuff! Thanks for this. Sometimes all of this stuff gets heavy and you just need a good laugh.
EVOLVE!
This is some funny shit
— Jul 18, 2010
This is some funny shit lol.
What the Mayan Calendar is there to teach us is fractality.
Money-a symbol for the efficient distribution of human energy.
Hehehe... LOL... Had fun
— Jul 19, 2010
Hehehe... LOL... Had fun with this....
People believe that the past creates the future in a never ending present. But in reality the future and what we believe about it creates the present which lingers on behind us passing away. We need to change our beliefs about the future to change the present.
We have believed so strongly in the end times that for the past 2500 years there have been constant consumptive and pivitol points when we have created it ends... only to come up short of armageddo.... the final battle.
All that is ending is our ego attachment to the ends.... and maybe we will do just that, create the inevitable. But I am going to jump to the left, step to the right, pull my knees in tight and do the pelvic thrust.....
In the mean time, I am off to my latte and a great beating song by Underworld.
Peace and Creation
No belief
— Jul 20, 2010
I have no belief... I chose knowledge and awareness and the ability to be present in the moment. No need to be positive or negative.... all of that is the illusion of perception...
Peace and Creation
Driving into the future
— Jul 19, 2010
Driving into the future looking in the rear-view mirror...
Actually if you think about it. With all the speculations running a muck we can't forget those who look at the 2012 phenomenon as just a lot of hype. Uniquely among 2012 is it's global awareness and whether it is actually significant seems less relevant as it draws nearer in that the response to the phenomenon itself. Will draw every dominant archetype imaginable out to coalesce around compatible archetypes. I ask you, who will you be with and what type of activity will you participate in? Unless Alex Jones gets his way before then. I can imagine every type of party happening in relative celebration, even Doomsday parties.
"Seek not abroad, turn back into thyself, for in the inner man dwells the truth..."
all questions regarding 2012 can be answered in...
— Jul 20, 2010
galacticchannelings.com
But that's just my opinion. Another good source I believe is a fellow evolver Soul Travellor's 2012 information that he gained through his entheogenic experience with Papa who told him a lot of information. (that would be part 7, the finale)
The main thing to keep in mind is the final GOAL of 2012, and be able to positively wade through the events that you could perceive as negative, all the while keeping in mind that we are preparing ourselves for the most beautiful thing we couldn't possibly imagine.
Of course, we illogically will fear it regardless of how wonderful we know it will be because we have this "fear of the unknown" happening in our brains... but we just have trust those that will guide us, such as Papa, or extra terrestrials or whoever!
i havent been on this site
— Jul 20, 2010
i havent been on this site in awhile but im so glad i randomly decided to read this
lol
mucho funny
fuck cereal though dude most humans arnt even biologically suppost to eat gluten or dairy
i just FINALLY found a job and ive got a big list of stuff to get
guns - id rather kill a looter than lose my shit(+possible zombie apocalypse)
bullets - duh
knifes - ya kno
organic seeds of plants that can grow in my region - superfoods are especially good(david wolfe wrote a book about them), and stuff like kale, potatoes, sweet potatoes, quinoa, goji berrys, ect
a way to grow the food - wood for raised beds, soil, hay to go on top of the dirt, aged manure, compost, my own compost heap hopefully, rock dust from the internet or a quary so the plants are not nutritionally deficient themselves, worms, the book square foot gardening
buckets to capture rain water - holy crap
a filter for the water - yup
land line numbers and addresses of everyone whos important to me incase the internet goes bye bye
land line numbers and addresses of all the people, farmers markets, COops, ect in my state who sell home grown organic produce or free range meat, eggs, (dairy)
Daniel Vitalis has a thing on his website that shows maps of where to find natural springs for water across the country
jars and cultures for making my own kombucha, sauerkraut, and keifer - im already on this one, you have more germ cells than ppl cells and if youve ever taken antibiotics in your whole life you just have the wrong kind of germs living in you now. eating fermented food puts the ones you need back and makes your body feel good.
precious metals - for future legit currency, silver is the poor mans gold right now(organic seeds, bottles of alcohol, and perscription drugs will probably also be valuable in trade)
a vitamix blender - this is totally pointless if we end up w no electricity but ive been wanting to do green smoothies for forever
--- Besides everything else it is at least for sure the dollar is collapsing. Google "national inflation association" and watch the meltup video. The trends research institute gave me a free year subscription when i explained my situation and current level of awareness to them. The dude who writes it predicted golds bull run all the way back in 2000, among alot of other things.
oh shit and the 1840's is whats coming back style wise, elegance, learn to tie a cravat. Thats the last time the seventh planet was in the territory of the god of war and Neptune was at home with the fishes. Neptune dosnt go into pisces till 2011 tho.
cross necklace
— Jul 20, 2010
As long as you're wearing a cross necklace Jesus will look upon you as a holy child for reminding him of his crucifixion (...is what Bill Hicks would say).
Good points all...
— Jul 24, 2010
But you forgot some other drawbacks:
--Everyone will be so busy going to self-actualization workshops, nothing practical will be accomplished
--Most popular names for newborns will change from Jennifer and Dylan to Shambala and Biosphere
--Pretty damn hard to remember Ak'b'al, and Etz'nab instead of Wednesday and Thursday
--All that peace and love stuff gonna be hard on WWW cage matches
--Nobody really likes the taste of tofu and wheat grass
--Body paint will get expensive as hell (sorry: will be a rare-to-barter commodity)
--Resurgence of the word ‘Dude,’ tie-dye fashion
--Any person that ‘channels’ will become required reading in school
--Anyone who thinks they're an artist will take themselves way, way too seriously
that's funny. yeah, new days
— Jul 25, 2010
that's funny. yeah, new days of the week are hard for everyone. lot of things that will be changing...thanks for support, everyone!
