"Banish the word 'struggle' from your attitude and your vocabulary. All that we do now must be done in a sacred manner and in celebration. We are the ones we have been waiting for." — Hopi elders

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About Me

Bio

I'm the composite personality of an energetic matrix of cells which all work in concert, each adopting different roles in a holistic fashion for the purpose of supporting the temporal existence of an animated, anthropomorphic piece of talking meat which enables subtler energetic bodies to interface with the physical level of reality through elaborate networks of specialized cells adapted to serve as instruments of perception.

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Skills and talents
Building a fairy fort out of sticks and grass, serving poison to gullible consumers, organic gardening, camouflage & stealth, Desktop Publishing, vegan cookin', puzzle games (like Tetris) and catching dropped objects before they hit the ground.
Interests
4:20, Agriculture, ancient mysteries, annunaki, art, astral travel, Astrology, biking, Board Games, Card Games, Climbing, Community, conspiracy theories, Cooking, Egalitarianism, Extraterrestrials, Faeries, hiking, Illuminati, Interior Decorating, Love, lucid dreaming, Magic, Meditation, Metal Sculpting, Mind Control, Music, Nature, Nudism, Occult, Permaculture, Psychedelics, reading, Secret Societies, Shamanism, Sustainability, swimming, Tantra, Tarot, transhumanism, utopia, Veganism, writing, Yoga
What I'm Reading
B.F. Skinner - Walden Two
What I'm Listening To
Q-Tex - Power of Love
Movies I've Seen Recently
Angels & Demons

Education

High school
Graduated
College
Dropped out, planning to re-enroll
Additional study
Job Corps (Facilities Maintenance)

Work

Employer
Central Iowa KFC
Position
Line God