(28) A family Squabble -- Message From Brother Peter to Brother Pat (7-29-08)

Message From Brother Peter to Brother Pat

Dear Pat,

My newfound respect for women?

Damn, in a way, you're the biggest women hater I know!

Now, I love women.

I'm just telling you what I knew all along.

But if you want to fight you're not getting one from me.

I gave you my number, call her, and give it to her if this means so much to you.

I always answer my phone and can't dial long distance. (In a way I've been enjoying keeping it all local.)

And remember, if you want me to call Beth -- If you have any orders for people, please use good manners, such as... “Tell her to call... please.”

Your words.

Your Brother,

Peter