Crop Circle Translation

Dearest co- astrologers, mathematicians, hakerz, scientists, magickal people, chemists, lightworkers, healers, homesteaders, midwives, linguists, dreamers, and aliens etcetera..

Can we put our heads together for a moment to review the translation of this message? It could be an opportunity.

Here's the link under scrutiny:
http://altnett.ning.com/profiles/blogs/on-may-22-a-crop-circle

For those who don't speak German, the German-language text in the footnoted pdf can be copied, pasted, and translated (approximately) at http://translate.google.com

I received it from a friend on Facebook and became increasingly intrigued to the Nth degree.

(I changed the title of this entry today 6/11 to something a little more straightforward.
It was formerly called "Please descend on this morsel like true Don Quixotes" which I realized, may sound a little off-putting.)