God's Gifts

Marijuana, along with chocolate and broccoli are gifts from God. Now that doesn't mean because they are gifts that you should abuse them. Eat too much chocolate and you'll get fat. Plus its has a high saturated fat content.

But the magic of chocolate cannot be underestimated. Depending on the cacao content and its purity, its rich with minerals and antioxidants more potent than spinach. Also, it stimulates the libido and brings about a small euphoria when eaten. The same can be said about cannabis. Smoke too much and you won't be able to run a marathon, or want get off the couch to do so. But what it does from anyone who's smoked it before is quite nice.

It has the ability to put things in life in perspective. Those bills sitting on the table will get paid, eventually, no need to give yourself wrinkles or an ulcer. You might even meditate on the necessity of what those bills are for in the first place while your high. Do you really need HBO, DVR and phone bundled services? Smoking cannabis calms nerves, evens out temperaments and is a powerful, non-addicting painkiller. Not to mention you get high.

Like everything in life, moderation. It's unfortunate that cannabis use has been identified with stupid, lazy people who only want to smoke pot. Don't blame marijuana on their societal uselessness. They were stupid and lazy to begin with, smoking too much pot just accentuates those traits.

As for broccoli, I don't think there is a downside. Maybe the pesticides on the broccoli, but you can wash that off. I'm sure there is something bad but I don't really care to find out.