Allegories are gay. Often misunderstood, maligned, and feared by layman linguists who couldn’t tell a simile from a metaphor if one was tonguing his shaft, as if separated from true understanding by a rhetorical bathroom stall containing a cunningly placed glory hole, the ‘allegory’ remains the faggot of language and deeper meaning.

***Author's Note: The following selection is the first in an ongoing series designed to showcase the earliest writings of War, Semen & Grooviness. What began as a modestly distributed 'zine' has now become a wholly online entity - but with that transition, many early articles and essays became lost in the shuffle.

I am not Pro-Choice. Why? Because it’s idiotic; while such a reckless mantra may seem like the only fair and educated philosophy to the so-called “progressive” movement – a cursory examination of the term ‘Pro-Choice’ reveals a hideous doctrine which has nearly succeeded in disrupting the quality of humanity in the greater Western World.

Space is far-out. It is the Mother of all dreams. Since the dawn of man, the big mystery of the sky has compelled poets, philosophers, scientists, theologians and artists to explore the significance of the human soul. Why? Because within Space exists the Answer; the Final Answer! Why are we here? How are we here? And is there anybody out there?

Can it get more Groovy than that?

War is Forever – Whether you want it or not. This article is intended for those want it – the enlightened few who understand the ebb and flow of history and can see the errant ends of pacifism. The rest of you may return to your drum circle.

***This is an essay from the upcoming WSG project, THE CHURCH OF PAUL. The C.O.P. is an organization dedicated to spiritual understanding through the lyrics and music of Paul McCartney, the GREATEST Beatle. Paul is THE CUTE ONE - and through him we become the Walrus and eat of the SCRAMBLED EGGS! Stay tuned for more updates!***

I am pro-War and I am pro-Sodomy. I am anti-illegal immigration and I am the Anti-Christ. I am the Psychedelic Conservative.