Jupiter and Saturn
posted by whitetrash | February 7, 2011
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IcerocketJ: Oh dear have you heard about Earth? Poor thing, she's got Life.
S: Oh no, you're joking! When did that happen?
J: About 4 billion years ago apparently, well, her years anyway.
S: But she's going to be okay isn't she?
J: They really can't say. They've tried everything, ice-ages, hurricanes, tidal waves, meteors, she just can't seem to shake it off. She's having global warming at the moment, maybe that'll do it, we'll see, but if not they might have to try some kind of solar blast which is obviously quite risky.
S: Oh dear. And how is she looking? I can't see from here.
J: Oh she's covered in it. Oh yes its everywhere, well not exactly everywhere but most places. Apparently it started off in her ocean and then spread from there. She's in an awful state. All bright colours and loud noises and strange shapes.
S: She'll be okay just you wait and see.
J: Fingers crossed!
Comments
ha ha this is great, my
— Feb 07, 2011
ha ha this is great, my sentiments exactly! “An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.”-Victor Hugo
Thanks Meg! I think there
— Feb 08, 2011
Thanks Meg! I think there might be a few ideas whose times have finally come and what fun it is to find them! x
uranus and neptune
— Feb 09, 2011
U: Oh dear, have you heard about Earth? She's got a brain tumor!
N: Oh no, you're joking! when did that happen?
U: Well apparently she noticed some potentially cancerous spots some 3000 years ago, but it wasnt until the last 200 that she actually noticed it spreading.
N: But she's going to be ok, isnt she?
U: They really cant say. The tumor definitely began in her frontal lobe and cerebral cortex, but apparently its begun shutting down her other internal organs, and has even begun spreading into her lungs, liver, and bone marrow.
N: Oh dear. And how is she looking? I can't see from here.
U: Well the tumor is benign, although its spreading rapidly. If it reaches her heart, she's dead. They can't try and remove the tumor because its seems to be connected to other vital parts of her brain, but God lent her a self-help book a few decades back though, and that seems to be her only hope. At this point, she's responsible for her own survival. After all, we all warned her that upgrading her senses and cognitive capacities that quickly was a dangerous idea... She should have learned from Mars!
N: Well if anyone could get over this, its her! And she'll be stronger afterward if it doesnt kill her...
U: Fingers crossed!
“No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.” -Albert Einstein
