The Eschatonâ„¢ on BluRay and direct neural download, NOW OUT!!!

For those folks that were too busy "aligning their chakras", "staring at their navel", asleep, working a 9-5, not born yet, etc.... we are pleased to announce that we have digitally compressed the Eschaton so that you can watch it in the comfort of your own home, and convenience.

It took many people as a surprise when they found out that Eschaton has already happened, in some cases before they were even born. You can imagine the collective disappointment, that tomorrow was going to be forever another day, and that mosbunal previous predictions were wildly inaccurate, as the singularity slipped passed barely noticed by the collective consciousness. Never fear though, all celebrations, and parties planned for the "Official Eschatonâ„¢" in 2012 are still going ahead, and you can still buy tickets from authorized dealers for the "Official Eschatonâ„¢ Experience".

Remember to buy your tickets and programmes only from official authorized dealers, who have been vetted to take you on an "Authentic Eschaton Experienceâ„¢".

Note that all products and services may vary, and management is not responsible for disappointment caused by lack cinematic specific effects, and life changing phenomena. Management is also legally entitled to inform you that in no way does the "Offical Eschatonâ„¢ Experience" affect your rights to recreate your own personal eschaton at any time of your own choosing. Afterall "its" already happened and now we are just reflecting and dancing on the echoes.

AThiefPickingHisOwnPockets Inc 2012.